CHRISTMAS MEANS DECORATING.
I mean tacky, extreme, overly cheery decorating. At the Bailey household, we do it big.
Goals for decor:
put up ASAP (the day after Thanksgiving) to ensure maximum neighborhood triumph
lots of snowmen and snow globes
the more lights the better
use of at least four extension cords
make small children yell at the parents to slow down and look at our house
beat the crazy people down the street with the man who drives the UPS truck
the tackier the better
something must inflate
something must flash
similar to this:

These things are done year after year in the Bailey household. I thrive in the ridiculousness of such ridiculous ornamentation. It is absolutely absurd how crazy we are about it all. I love to joke about how completely whack and over-the-top all of our decorations are.....but that is what makes them ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. I thrive in the tackiness. For all other seasons of the year, I enjoy classy, simple things, but I excel in the unnecessary holiday hoorahs. Playing the borderline crazy, nearly annoying, psycho Christmas lady is one of my all time favorite things to do. Taking it all just past that level of normalcy to leave the neighbors in awe, is something I plot in my mind year round. Yes-crazy. Absolutely crazy. Hokie even. And I love it!
Life is much better spent, having something to be excited about. So, I say, make everything exciting! Hooray to the fantastic Christmas season and reveling in absurd holiday jolliness. Ho! Ho! Ho! and Merry Christmas!
